kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

"so what are you going to do with your life?

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

triatic:

"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

gurlfriend: happy fathers day
bf: but im not a dad
gf: :)

weeniehatjrs:

the three stages of michael’s hair:

  1. short poof
  2. giant poof
  3. hat